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Stupid Celebrities
Well thats sort of redundant. Too many dumb celebrities to name but here are a few.
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Bitchy Spears
Reasons of stupidity:
- Is quoted for saying, "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- This isn't THAT stupid but it soo ditsy that it sounds airheaded to me, "Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" -Britney Spears
- Racist Alert, "Well I mean, for a start, I don't date black guys, ya know coming from the South, there just aren't any minorities there, so...it's like, a major shock when you go to the big cities and all, they're just everywhere."
- "I only wear those crop tops because other clothes make me sweat when I dance." Of course her shirts are still covering where she perspires at
- A local DJ asked Britney, "Would you get anything pierced?" Britney replied, "Nooo way would I get anything fake on my body." |
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Dan Quayle
Former U.S. Vice-President's Reasons for Being Dumb:
- Is quoted for saying, "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" This inspired the saying Save Earth! When you leave take someone with you
- "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." Being a Californian all i can say is Dumb Ass...
- "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." He sure knows...
- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Isn't that just a long synonym? |
George Bush Sr's VP |
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Spice Girls
Reason's they are 1 member short of a singing group:
- Baby spice was quoted of saying, "I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
- "We love making fun of the boy bimbos -- or Himbos -- we meet backstage at TV shows. We roar out, 'Himbo alert!' and they run away like scared mice. But they do normally have nice bums, which we love to pinch whenever we get the chance." And thats not sexist how?
- Victoria said, "Want to break the ice but don't know how? Have a guess at his name - you never know! " That'll work once in a blue moon
- "There is a big difference between the Spice Girls and a porno movie. A porno movie has better music." - Legendary record producer Phil Spector. |
Let's see whose not popping out? Well lets start from the left. Cleavage. Cleavage. Flat as a board. If you weren't for her angle she would be. And finally no but she looks like she is on something. |
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